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a road of forgotten and veiled dreams,
sometimes slowly, sometimes gaily,
sometimes lost, sometimes profound,
I walk a road of unknown mysteries,
fervently finding my way through the endless path.....

Thursday, December 8, 2011

A letter to my Physiology book!

Dear Physiology book,

Its exam time again and you of all people are in the most cheerful of spirits seeing me shower unadulterated attention on you. What care you of my 'necrotic' spirit? Unabashedly grinning and 'expanding' each day.

Now don't make that innocent face and blame anatomy for it, you are no less! An equal partner in crime, horrendously murdering my pink winter days with your glands and hormones. Were you so interested in copying (coz I know originality isn't your forte baby) who had stopped you from burrowing the lyrics of latest 'kolaveri di'? At least we poor student would have managed to pass in glee!

But no, you talkative fellow! Explaining every minute thing in such huge paras to give even Shakespeare a complex.
Had the poor fellow been alive, he would have definitely remarked on your actions like 'Bill Gates did on Steve job's'!

If anatomy is soporific, you are 'somnambolic' and those complicated diagrams send jitters to my nerves and muscles. I curiously wonder how can you boast of containing 'some 500 diagrams' when each of it depresses my heat beat to 60/min and BP to 90/70?
I can bet on my life that pathology got invented only after we students altered our 'own physiology' listening to your crap in exam time!

And your stubbornness, lord God! why do you bother if I let Vitamin. D cause Beri-Beri instead of Rickets? For God's sake its all 'unofficial' on paper work, don't mistake me as a qualified doctor yet!
I know you are a terribly frustrated, no -nonsense person like my own teachers but kindly don't take my mistakes to 'heart' and develop 'angina pectoris' on every single error of mine.

As the world would welcome the new year, I would sit in my room humming 'cardiovascular and central nervous' songs for you but let me tell you this wont last long. So better start packing your bags and accepting me as I accept you.
For this is an eye-for-eye thing, ruin my 'sensations and functions' and I will ruin yours!
And listen, don't forget to take Anatomy with you! 

yours un- 'hormone'-iously 
               ME :-(

20 comments:

  1. THANKGOD I DID NOT TAKE UP SCIENCE. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
    Bechari . May you live thru this mess :D
    Great post. sorry for laughing!

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  2. hahaha.....this was like super cool...thank god i didnt take up medical....but dont worry we r all in the same boat....engneerin is no fun eithr....best of luck 4 ur exams...:)

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  3. Fight with your bloody books....but don't use that hi fi angrezi....
    It scares the hell outta me :P
    Sir ghum gya :D

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  4. hehe did u get a reply to d last one?

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  5. I am into engineering. No need to sympathize. And I can understand, we have our own ways to release stress. Most prominent of them is don't-study-copy-from-topper.

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  6. Though this pos should mostly attract the doctors and aspirant doctors but then there is something very special about it. It has your sense of humour and your vocabulary :)
    Good job.. God bless :)

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  7. hello madam u better study well ok.. and get friendly with those books (both of them) if not who knows when i come as a patient to you.. you might just kill me O_O

    to please padai karo :D :D :D

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  8. I was a science student and I can feel exactly what you are going through!! :) Amazing post!!

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  9. Soup song of the physiology book! Like a Kolaveri of clogged arteries....
    fun to read....

    KalpanaS@
    http://nowritehere.blogspot.com/2011/12/schrodingers-smalls.html

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  10. heheh.. that's the perfect anatomy of a student :P

    Weakest LINK

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  11. Hahaha, what a nice post. Study hard on the new year while the rest of the world will be busy partying, haha, enjoy Sarah!

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  12. hahaaa.....but how could you maintain ur BP that low even after going through that much stress during exams......

    enjoyed the read a lot...:))

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  13. That is hilariously wonderful.. :)

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  14. Nice read. Well, I had tried everything possible to get a gangster called Ganong under control a few yrs ago. And in the end when I was about to giv up, Sembulingam came to my rescue.

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  15. This was really amazing to read. Reminds me of the semester exams I just finished dealing with two weeks back. ;)

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  16. Too much studying messes up your head. doesn't it?

    Delightfully funny - simply loved it :)

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