WARNING : This post has been written as a part of 'feeling good being single' and 'Enlightening the imbecile V-day lovers' brigade. Kindly put down your rosy hued glasses before proceeding. Thank you.
1) Love is Blind - This is an old adage. Obviously, you are not 'medically blind' and hence faking blindness would consume a lot of time. Imagine crossing the road with 'love blinded eyes' or performing your daily chores that way. Hard, isn't it?
2) Waste of money - It is a well known and accepted fact that nothing can burn bigger holes in the pocket than love. Now earning money requires patience, perseverance, perspiration and other P, Q,R ,S , Ts. Even A, B,Cs. but most importantly it requires 'Time'. whether you earn it the right way or left way err I mean wrong way. The need for time can't be denied. hence, waste of money = waste of time.
3) Love never dies - Usually things rot , iron rusts, seasons fade and we stomach certain painful feelings and morons in the hope that someday their absence would make the world a better place again.But, love is immortal according to popular beliefs. So once hitched, no 'bitches' or 'witches' can get you off it.
Did you say give it time? I'd say you are wasting your time.sigh.
4) Let the reason NOT be love - The love element relinquishes no movies/song/book. Most of them start with a jilt and end up in happily ever after scenario or at times vice versa.
Imagine, if all those lecherous/melancholic/soppy/fantasy scenes would be cropped or let me say 'expunged' (yeah, they deserve it!). A 3 hours movie would last for 3 min or maybe a few seconds?
And how about those 968 page book? of course, mills and boons will get extinct all together.
can you now calculate the time you are saving? good!
5) Ultimate troublemaker - complications, misunderstandings , maladjustments, jealousy, expectations come so handy with love. And since you are already blind, untangling the threads is quite a task. Decrypting those codes is deadly waste of time coz no matter how much you sharpen your troubleshooting skills, this maniac file cant be handled.
I hope it was convincing. Coz if this isn't I have another 10 reasons coming up on 'how love murders logic and wisdom' :P
hehe...sure waste of time....singlehood rocks..:)
ReplyDeletejinko date ni milti wo aise hi bolte hain :P
Delete@vaisakhi - indeed single hood rocks like nothing else ;D
Delete@gaurav - aisa kuch nahi hai, jinko KAAM hota hai wo aisa bolte hain :P
Lol Now this is too good darling. Today you made me realize that you have a good sense of humor.. I am shocked and flabbergasted. Can't believe this. :D :P
ReplyDeletehehe...so u ended up with 2 realizations! now thats a jackpot :P
Deleteyeah it kills your time and money both.. for me having a gf is a distant reality.. Parents love is kzz. :)
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yup..parents ,siblings, frnds and relatives love can suffice for now on :)
Deletehahaha pretty good one this. esp the 3rd one :)
ReplyDeleteglad u liked it sujatha :)
Deletelol. All great reasons. You missed one biggest reason or rather danger. If you are not careful you can end up marrying the one you love and be struck for life ... No escape possible .. My first visit to your blog. Liked how you think :)
ReplyDeletedeferred - u liked how i think? now thats great...coz i was anticipating just d opposite from readers while writing this post and that too at this time of the year! welcome btw :D
Deletehehe. ishq ne 'ghalib' nikamma kar diya warna hum bhi aadmi the kaam ke :o
ReplyDeletewah! kya khubbb keh diya aapne sadiyaaaa :D
DeleteIrony lies in the fact that once the lovers gets married they instantly react with either OMG or WTH. Waste. Waste. Waste. *Must tell this to girlfriend*
ReplyDeletelol.omg! u seem to be so thoroughly convinced! but i had no intention of breaking relations :O :P
DeleteHahaha :D the only post of yours that i can relate to! :D
ReplyDeleteLol now ths ws quite funny post..:P
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Haha and right when everyone is posting about love, you're posting about why not to be in a relationship :D
ReplyDelete*cheers to being single* spend the money buying new clothes rather than wasting it over someone :P
LOL! That was some cynical approach to love Sarah! But if you really think about it is all of it. Loved it! Btw A Very Happy Valentine Day to you!!!!
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Right time and right partner - Beautiful life
ReplyDeleteWrong time or wrong partner - you are in trouble :)
so many reasons to be single! I cant resist! :P
ReplyDeleteha ha ha... super! waiting for the 10 reasons now :)
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ReplyDeletewhat a treat to single-dome! :)
ReplyDeleteI really like this post! really true
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Awesome and everything else :)
ReplyDeleteThat was awesome :P
ReplyDeleteWASTE OF MONEY highlight !
Hay, all if ture,,,Y all then LoVe your post...All YOU need is lOvE,,,,in your Life,,,,
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